Lazy corona

Josh Kaplan
2 min readJan 13, 2021

Ive always wanted to go to Disneyland and now is my chance!

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-01-11/coronavirus-vaccines-to-be-administered-at-disneyland

Why not knock out a trip to the happiest place on earth and get vaccinated while im at it? Can we start doing vaccines at my local bar that is currently shut down because its too cold to drink outside? Or can we do vaccines at the movie theater near me? I really want to see guardians of the galaxy 3 in theaters, its got Thor in it, how great is that going to be? Really though, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 with thor is going to be awesome.

I just saw this come across my news feed after deleting a whole blog I had about the NBA that meant nothing once I was done because all the games I wrote about are now postponed due to corona. This shit can not get out of here fast enough and im POSITIVE every business that is suffering right now would gladly open its doors to vaccinating people on sight if it meant getting back on track. I know they didn’t really have a choice but kudos to Disney for opening up and letting medical professionals set up shop for the time being.

Its great that vaccines are rolling out, hopefully things return to normalish in the near future and we can all take real trips to Disneyland or the movie theater or to the bar/restaurant UNTIL THEN THO

Mega millions is about to be 750 mil and Powerball is about to be 550 million so lets buy some tickets and if we win, lets all share the wealth.

This blog is short because im angry that I had to delete a whole bunch of other shit that corona made obsolete. Fuck you corona.

Seriously tho, if I win megamillions ill share it with whoever reads this.

@joshkaplanjk on twitter and instagram

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Josh Kaplan

Will write for food. Not Serious but sorta serious